how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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