She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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