just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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