You just made me feel so damn special
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
the liver wants what the liver wants
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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