it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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