How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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