The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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