Me. At least after what I've been through.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
