I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i think im in europe. pls send help
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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