I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Randomize