So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Randomize
