Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
