me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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