Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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