Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
its not stalking. its research.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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