IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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