Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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