cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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