how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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