ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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