idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
