Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I would fuck him just for his dog
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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