My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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