what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
its not stalking. its research.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
vagina is talking i cant
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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