dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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