If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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