How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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