I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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