I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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