talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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