drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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