You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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