Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
