all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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