I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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