Its about making memories worth repressing
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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