More tranny stories later!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
MIDGETS
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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