Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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