It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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