OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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