The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i drank out of a bidet.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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