is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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