My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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