R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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