Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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