Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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