she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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