So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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