Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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