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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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