her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Can I color on your dick again?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Randomize
