I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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