So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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