She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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